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"Am I not destroying my enemies by making friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln, submitted by: [Onyi]

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"The older I get, the smarter my Dad gets!" - Mark Twain

"I'm suffering from Deja-Moo- I think I've heard this bullshit before." -30 Signs for the workplace jungle (www.asda.com)


[thesunnyguy]

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"Life is like a joss stick, it stinks and then its over"
Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf: Better Than Life

"Meet here for manly love at 3:15 sharp!"
Dumber and Dumber

"The one with the most DVDs when you die, wins"
Anders Friden
[The Lost Boy]

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"Love is like a bar of chocolate,
All good things come to an end"
-Me, Rebecca Walker
[Aʟɪsᴛᴇʀ]

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"There is always room for cake." - Me

"The hardest step is always the first" - Unknown
[I be THE MAT!]

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[Onyi]
Change is the only permanent
[?]

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[Onyi]
am i not destroying my enemies by making freinds of them
[Abraham lincoln]

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"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams." -Angus Macfadyen, Equilibrium (2002).
[ThatOneGuyJeff]

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[MadHatress]
"Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and staaayy...*sigh*...I love ya man, lets just face facts" - Johnny Depp, Pirates...1

"If doin' it in public is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!" -- Rikki Martin

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"In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete, drawn only to be washed away. For the time that I have been given, I am what I am." - Five Finger Death Punch, Never Enough
[WeedMonster420]

"Shit happens, life goes on." - Me
[WeedMonster420]

"Love is a game that everyone loses." - Me
[WeedMonster420]

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"Everyone runs into me like I'm not there maybe I should change my name to Invisible Wall and wear a sign saying 'Caution this invisible wall moves'" -Me

"A lot of people say i have ADD i dont....HEY LOOK a butterfly......what were we talking about?"-unknown
[Chellie Bear]

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"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - E. A. Poe
[Nekko fox]

"Tragedy is when I cute my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer an die." - Mel Brooks
[Nekko fox]

"We will commune in your language as a matter of courtesy, unless we wish to say unflattering things about you." - A Vortigaunt, Half-Life 2
[Nekko fox]

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"My price is my price. It's not mine to negotiate, only mine to pay. If I pay it, however, success is mine."
[Lyoko~Freasion]

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"A kick in the rear is a step forward" Unknown
[LauRRa]

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"Madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push" -the dark knight-

"Anyone is capable of anything if given the right means" -me-

"I have gone to find myself if I return before I get back hold me here because it's important that I meet with me" -me+others-
[Beetle Geuse]

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"We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun, or that death could arrive this same afternoon. This afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance." -Tod, Final Destination (2000)

"Nothing is for sure, that's the only sure thing I know" - Unknown
[evil flying zombie]

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3 people can keep a secret if two of em are dead you want something kept secret keep it to yourself "sk2 phillip allen uriah"
[One_Winged_Angel]

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[UV-Reactive*]
"Swine flu; Bacon's revenge" -Unknown

“Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.” - Unknown

“Not All Who Wander Are Lost.” - J.R.R. Tolkein

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Kelpie; "it has no legs"
Kaye; "i know, it's still beautiful anyway"
Kelpie; "more so i think, crippled things are always more lovely
it's the flaw that brings out the beauty" - Tithe

"the enemy of my enemy is my friend" - Unknown

"there's a place in my mind, no one knows where it hides.. where my fantasy will fly, it's a castle in the sky" - Dj Satomi
[Zombiie Natiion]

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"The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?" - Il Duce, The Boondock Saints
[SilverScar]

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"Poor men wanna be rich, rich men wanna be king. And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything". - B. Springsteen
[milller27]

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"...The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing..." - Alucard to Richter Belmont, Castlevania Symphony of the Night
[SilverScar]

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"A man must have a good memory after he has lied." -Anonymous
[Product of a Primal Urge]

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"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." -Willy Wonka

"Dear Die-ary, there's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."
-Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

[saraaaa.]

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"Footprints in the sands of time are not made by sitting around. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?" - Unknown

"We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us." - Samuel Johnson
[Light. Among. Shadows.]

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"No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it goes along, or that the whole object of playing it is to reach the finale. The point of music is discovered in every moment of playing and listening to it. It is the same, I feel, with the greater part of our lives and if we are unduly absorbed in improving them we may forget altogether to live them" ~Alan Watts

"I can protect myself from my enemies; may God protect me from my friends!" ~Anonymous

"Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked 'pull'." ~Anonymous

[Jayr]

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"The name on the front of your jersey, means a hell of a lot more than the name on the back"
~Herb Brooks

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
~Wayne Gretzky

[eaglebob]

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"Coercive as coma, frail as bloom, innuendoes of your inverse dawn
suffuse the self; our every corpuscle become an elf." - fragment of 'moreover, the moon' by Mina Loy.

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." -random facebook quote.

[Princess Zelda]

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Let not Ambition mock their useful toil
Their homely joys, and destiny obscure;
Nor Grandeur hear with a disdainful smile
The short and simple annals of the poor.


Taken from: An Elegy Wrote in a Country Church Yard ~ Thomas Gray
[=Φ.Φ=]

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the length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder- Alfred Hitchcock
[THE kinky bear]

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Voting:

967) Which quote pwns the rest?! (No administrator)

Number of voters: 53
a) "The older I get, the smarter my Dad gets!" - Mark Twain, submitted by: [thesunnyguy]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

b) "Love is like a bar of chocolate, all good things come to an end" - Me, Rebecca Walker, submitted by: [Aʟɪsᴛᴇʀ]
Number of votes: 2 (4%) Voters: [I be THE MAT!], [that-charlie-kid]

c) "Am I not destroying my enemies by making friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln, submitted by: [Onyi]
Number of votes: 14 (26%) Voters: [MadHatress], [kurtis purgatory;;], [Box], [Princess Zelda], [Lonely Shadow], [GlitchGames], [Onyi], [wolvie], [Aʟɪsᴛᴇʀ], [milller27], [stico], [kailvonulf], [thugAngel], [sticoguy]

d) "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams." - Angus Macfadyen, Equilibrium (2002), submitted by: [ThatOneGuyJeff]
Number of votes: 6 (11%) Voters: [ThatOneGuyJeff], [Trick], [pepsi girl], [RainCloud], [Ira_disaster], [Wally :(]

e) "Tragedy is when I cute my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer an die." - Mel Brooks, submitted by: [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 6 (11%) Voters: [WeedMonster420], [Chellie Bear], [Nekko fox], [Amaranthine], [Inehmo], [Deg]

f) "A kick in the rear is a step forward." Unknown, submitted by: [LauRRa]
Number of votes: 1 (2%) Voters: [Product of a Primal Urge]

g) "Nothing is for sure, that's the only sure thing I know" - Unknown, submitted by: [evil flying zombie]
Number of votes: 13 (25%) Voters: [Light. Among. Shadows.], [evil flying zombie], [You Can't Save Me], [dark_fool], [rosepetal;;], [Kaylard.], [indie girl], [Frankis], [Mongoose.], [idontcare], [thundrhawk90], [Shatureel], [underneath the stars]

h) "Swine flu; Bacon's revenge" -Unknown, submitted by: [UV-Reactive*]
Number of votes: 5 (9%) Voters: [Yanmaru88], [GlassCasket], [UV-Reactive*], [~*~Jessica Filth~*~], [Hanoce]

i) "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." -Willy Wonka, submitted by: [saraaaa.]
Number of votes: 3 (6%) Voters: [GothRatJr], [starz], [Poohbear]

j) "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock, submitted by: [THE kinky bear]
Number of votes: 3 (6%) Voters: [Beetle Geuse], [Masters Apprentices], [CYewNextTues.]

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